Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Memorial Day weekend

What a crazy Memorial Day weekend we've had. Here are some of the highlights. Taylor is standing all by herself! She is getting so big! What happened to my baby?Your eyes are not playing tricks on you. Here is our whole family in ONE car! (My big head is covering Taylor) We finally bought our mini van and we LOVE it!! Yeah!!!
We bought a Toyota Sienna and I insisted it have the automatic doors. What a genius invention!
We also bough a little baby pool for the kids to get into. Tyson and Nickel were very involved in the set up.
Taylor loved the water. It was freezing cold but they had a blast.

Two more Tyson sleeping pictures. The boy just passes out anywhere.

Darrell is having his room painted by his staff Kristin. She is doing such a good job. He is getting a Superman room and it will be awesome when she's done.

Jason and I have been laughing our heads off over this picture. Taylor looks exactly like her Grandpa DeMille.

These last pictures are us messing around with the new camera.


Jason is officially out of the dog house with the purchase of my new mini van. I do appreciate that he does care if I am mad at him and then tries to fix it. I will have to be very nice for at least a month though, which could be painful. Does anyone else find it a chore to be nice?

Saturday, May 23, 2009

birthdays are for the birds

Well it is official I am in my 30's. I have already posted on how sucky Mother's day was and as I get ready to post on my birthday. I wonder if I am just a negative person so I am going to do a good/bad list and let you decide. To show I am trying to be positive we will start with the good:
-I got a lovely new camera, our old one is pretty trashed.
-I also got a pair of new house phones, so I can talk longer than 5 minutes without them dying on me.
-I got the cake I wanted from Costco.
-We went to see Night at the Museum which was fun.
-I finally went to Home Depot to buy the paint for my house.

Now the bad list:
-I wake at 5:50am to go about my daily routine of getting the guys up and ready for work, while my husband can't even think of giving me a break on my birthday.
-When he finally does get his butt out of bed(2 hours later), he states(and I quote),"I've got a gift for you do you want it wrapped?"
-So already in a bad mood I open my gifts, which are lovely, but kind of for the whole family. (When does that happen when you start getting household gifts for your special occasions? I have a personality, dang it! What's next, a vacuum for Christmas? Pots and pans for Valentines?)
-I went to Home Depot because I have been begging for Jason to help me buy paint for the house and I figure I'll do it on my birthday, because then I will have less of a fight from him. So there we were on my "special" day with everyone and their dog trying to get deals on paint.
-Have I mentioned that my kids woke up this day possessed by some evil monsters. I didn't even know who these kids were. So keep in mind throughout Home Depot they are being ridiculous. 2 hours later, 25 fights with Jason later, and with 18 gallons of paint, we leave.
Folks, this is all before lunch! The rest of the day was more of the same. I won't bore you any more with the details. Next year I am NOT, I repeat NOT having a birthday. I will be 30 forever. Dang, I should have canceled them last year and then I would be 29 forever. Dang.
Sorry for no pictures. It was such an ugly day I did not want it captured on film. Thank you to all the nice people who were kind on my "special" day. You are officially excused from this chore next year.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

100 Things about Me

I saw the 100 things about me list and loved it. I used to be into journaling but haven't written in years and what a good way to write a few (100 exactly) things about yourself that you can look back on and see how you've changed! I'm turning 30 on May 22nd and so this is a perfect time for my 100 things about me.
1.) This is how I write numbers.
2.) I hate having an overstuffed fridge. I have to be able to see all the food I have or it makes me crazy.
3.) I like the idea of having company at my house but not the practise.
4.) I love all crafts, anything creative I'm there but can't draw worth beans.
5.) I am teaching myself the piano and I am my worst student.
6.) I love my son but I am so happy to have a girl. I'm not even a girly person but I just LOVE the dresses, bows and frills!
7.) I worry constantly and think I am turning into a hypochondriac. The other night I couldn't sleep because I needed a plan if the doctor tells me I have cancer.
8.) I am not a morning person by choice. (Just ask poor Mark and Darrell) I am a morning person by necessity.
9.) I can only be sympathetic for two days when people are sick. Those two days I am the best; getting people soup, rubbing their back and feet, the best care giver you can imagine. That third day rolls around, I'm done.
10.) I HATE hugs. I hug my husband and children willingly everyone else, sorry, I hate it.
11.) I LOVE spare change. I collect it and roll it. Tyson calls it my game. Right now I have $145 dollars in misc. change. I will pick ANY penny off the ground. It makes me happy. Ridiculously happy.
12.) I have developed an allergy to all of my earrings. It breaks my heart. I just cannot buy a "real" pair yet. I know one day I will. Maybe with my spare change fund.
13.) I am a pack rat. My grandpa lived through the depression and taught me everything he knew. He had a drawer labeled "pieces of string that are too small for anything". I'm almost that bad.
14.) I miss my Grandpa.
15.) One reason I love Jason is that when we were dating he told me I don't have to throw any of my "treasures" away.
16.) I'm obsessed with teeth. OBSESSED!
17.) I can't type. I use two fingers, but I'm pretty fast with those two fingers.
18.) I'm a swearer. Jason thought I would be better after kids. It's only gotten worse.
19.) I've only been to 4 states and never out of the country.
20.) I'm worried if I leave the country I may never get back in. You've seen the movie "The Net". These things happen.
21.) I don't like breakfast foods.
22.) Weight Watchers is killing me.
23.) IKEA is my favorite store.
24.) I'm a sleep talker, used to be sleep walker too but now just sleep talking is all.
25.) I love spider solitaire. The most difficult level of course.
26.) I was never allowed caffeine drinks and still will not drink Coke, Pepsi or Dr. Pepper. Mountain Dew is another story.
27.) I think my kids are hilarious.
28.) I didn't know Washington D.C. and Washington State were two different places until my junior year in high school.
29.) I was kicked out of ballet at three.
30.) I hate being short.
31.) I love racquetball, volleyball, and softball.
32.) I love the 49ers.
33.) I've had my car since 1998. "Brittany".
34.) I went to 3 semesters of college at BYU and hated every minute of it.
35.) I subscribe to the philosophy that "Mormons are like manure. You spread them around and they do well, pile them up and they just stink."
36.) I can't take any sort of weather.
37.) I love the summer.
38.) I'm sad I can't wear my booty shorts anymore.
39.) I went to 3 high schools in 3 different states.
40.) I started working at 14.
41.) I was a phlebotomist in a plasma center.
42.) I have worked with disabled adults for 12 years.
43.) I love to sing.
44.) I hate to wear seat belts, and frequently don't.
45.) I have no problems taking pills but can't take the taste of pills. So I get a mouthful of water and then put a pill in my mouth and then swallow it.
46.) I have poly-cystic ovary syndrome.
47.) I sliced my right thumb open when I was 18 and needed 6 stitches. It makes a great fingerprint but has brought my life of crime to an end.
48.) I love yoga, but have freakishly short arms and can't do half of the moves.
49.) I can't watch romantic comedies or dramas anymore. I cry at the drop of a hat.
50.) I love freecycle and check the site daily for free things.
51.) I love thrift stores.
52.) I played the trumpet and alto saxophone in school.
53.) I refuse to throw up. I would rather be nauseous all day rather than throw up.
54.) I have written several people off to the devil.
55.) I like to have long hair, but only put it down on Sundays.
56.) My Dad was half Russian and half Mexican. He was a convert and it is my job to do all of the genealogy. It's overwhelming.
57.) I never liked my maiden name until I had to give it up. Susoev
58.) I was in marching band and loved band camp.
59.) I was in a bowling league for three years while growing up.
60.) I love the beach but am afraid of the undertow.
61.) I hate the smell of sunscreen.
62.) I don't like to eat any pies or soups. I'll eat cheesecake(it's a cake), and I'll eat clam chowder(it's a chowder). That's it.
63.) I like the color purple.
64.) I force myself to use my left hand for everything because I am preparing myself if I ever lost my right arm.
65.) I love chocolate anything.
66.) I didn't get glasses until I was 18. I wear contacts because I don't like to squint but I could live without them.
67.) I drive fast.
68.) I can't wait to get my minivan.
69.) I love Strawberry Shortcake. The dessert and the character.
70.) I don't like Thanksgiving.
71.) I love to talk on the phone.
72.) I don't make good first impressions.
73.) I'm a snap judger.
74.) I love to read the TV guide and will quote things out of it about TV shows to everyone I know.
75.) I love Mexican food.
76.) I love Tyson's dimples.
77.) I love my husband's giggle. He doesn't laugh, just giggles.
78.) I have bad hips, knees, and ankles.
79.) I loved serving in nursery.
80.) I love MTV and VH1.
81.) One of my favorite bands of all time is Bowling for Soup. They crack me up.
82.) If I drive alone, I blare the tunes so I can sing along at the top of my lungs.
83.) Cooking is a chore.
84.) The ongoing drama of my life is that I can never find anything with my name spelled right on it. It has driven me crazy for years. Then I special order something with Kellie with an "ie" and that makes me mad too.
85.) I love the "war" chapters of the Book of Mormon.
86.) I can't stand having my feet covered when I sleep.
87.) I refuse to try clothing on in a store. I swear they do something to their mirrors that makes you look 10 times worse than you actually are. I get so depressed in those dressing rooms mirrors. I refuse to do it any more.
88.) When my Mom moved us to Arizona I thought it would be funny to make up stories because no one knew us. I told the kids at school I wasn't allowed to say the pledge of allegiance because my Dad was a Russian communist.
89.) I worked at a movie theater my senior year of high school and am obsessed with pop corn. I would eat it everyday if I could.
90.) Top 10 favorite bands right now: (in no particular order) Foo Fighters, Blink 182, Bowling for Soup, All American Rejects, Linkin Park, Finch, Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Fountains of Wayne, Good Charlotte, Weezer.
91.) I believed in the Boogey Man for years.
92.) Someone told me when I was kid that there are insect eggs in you nails and if you bite them then the eggs will get in your stomach and bugs will grow in there. I have never bitten my nails. 93.) I loved having a pen pal growing up. Thanks, Misty!!
94.) I only wear makeup on Sunday.
95.) I have always hated my freckles.
96.) The Chinese are my people. Because we're all short.
97.) I'm a perfectionist and it's exhausting.
98.) I hum songs when I eat.
99.) I watch too much TV. The current shows we follow are: Scrubs, The Office, My Name is Earl, Chuck, Heroes, Castle, Biggest Loser, Survivor, Amazing Race, CSI(Vegas only), Grey's Anatomy, The Practise, Reaper and Ugly Betty.
100.) I am not happy about being 30. I never wanted to be 30. Growing up I thought 30 would be way different. I also thought it was one step away from being majorly old. I'm coming to terms with my ancientness.

Sunday, May 17, 2009

weekend update

I haven't posted any crazy Tyson sleeping pictures lately, so here is one on the Father and sons. Who knows what he is doing with that arm! I could take daily pictures of this boy sleeping and 9 out of 10 of them he would be striking a crazy pose or sleeping in a crazy position. What a nut! Jason took a couple of pictures for me at the camp out. Tyson was one of the only kids that didn't get in the water, I'm told.
Eli and Tyson
Eli, Jackson and Tyson
The guys had to leave the camp out right after breakfast because Tyson had a 10am t-ball game and Darrell and Mark had a track tournament at 12pm. So when Tyson walked in the door, I stripped him down and washed him the best I could, got his t-ball uniform on and ran out the door.
Tyson is getting so good at t-ball! He is doing t-ball positions, running after balls and running to the bases! Here is a quick funny. Tyson played third the whole game he went and caught two balls and threw them to first I was SO PROUD. So when they come over to the dugout after the inning, I am standing with Tyson's water and I am shouting, "Tyson you got two balls, good job!" Then I replay the sentence in my head and am so embarrassed I just go back and sit under the tree.
The coach is so funny with Tyson, he just teases with him to get a reaction. Sometimes Tyson just seems out to lunch when the coach tells him to do something.
Look at that hit! What a boy!
Here is Taylor being a silly.
The girl is obsessed with batteries. She crawls all over with them in her mouth. I know I am not going to win mother of the year award anytime soon with these pictures.
It got up to 102 today! One of the fathers brought this mist system to water the boys while they practised. It was pretty funny.
There is that punk kid again. Tyson already got his ball and threw it in. That kid sat there for 5 minutes after this picture and cried like a baby.
There's my running boy!!!


We kept trying to get a picture of Tyson's shorts while he was running. They were falling off and it was hilarious. We have never had a problem with these shorts. He was just running like a champ today and the poor shorts couldn't keep up!

Friday, May 15, 2009

the boys are GONE!

I don't know when I became such a Nervous Nellie. I made the guys take pictures before they left for the Father and sons just in case one of them get lost and I need to show a recent picture to the search parties that are going to rescue them off of the mountain. Am I crazy?!? There was a little boy in the news last week that was alone in the woods for two days because he wandered away from his family. I mean things happen every day. Jason, goodness love him, just smiles and shakes his head. He'll be singing a different tune when one of those two wander off and they come to me for the pictures. He is outnumbered and I know how those two can get. Mug shot #1
Mug shot #2
Maybe I should have really made them mug shots and got their profiles too.
Dang, I should have had them take their hats off. Dang.
So, not only am I a Nervous Nellie I am now also a Thrifty Jane. I keep reading all these blogs of everyone saving all this money so I went to tons of coupon sites and started learning all the tricks. Now remember I have no official training in the coupon game. I am pretty proud with the results. Everything you see below cost (wait for it....)
.51 cents!!!
No formal training folks! So if anyone is throwing a coupon party any time soon I would love to go. I'm hooked. I bought all of this at Target and even printed out Target's coupon policy. I was ready for a fight and all I got was a little skirmish. They tried to fight me on the Crystal Light to go drink mixes(they didn't take that great of a picture but they are the things above the candy bars), but I soon won that round with my no nonsenseness. (yes that is a new word)

We went swimming for the first time this year. It was awesome! Our friends the Summers set it up. Here are Tyson and Brandon "fighting".Tyson "swimming".
Taylor did really well in the water. I am so happy she was good. I need kids who will go in the water. We live in the stinkin' desert for goodness sake. Tomorrow it will be 99 degrees. It's May 16th, what the heck?
Taylor's hair is crazy because I put sunblock on her head. I never thought I would have two little blondies!

Don't you just love the bathing suit? I bought it months ago, when Target put their swim clothes out in February. Good ole Target.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

One lucky Mommy

Even though Nickel drives us crazy and has cost us tons of money with all the things she chews up (ie. digital camera, ipod, countless toys) She is part of the family and the kids LOVE her.
Tyson RUNS!!!!
He's like that frog on the WB who only sings for the one guy and the guy rents out a hall to have the frog preform in front of everyone and then the frog does nothing. Then the guy goes crazy at the end. The frog is Tyson and the crazy is me. I can't tell you how many people asked me if he even KNEW how to run?!!! What, I'm some crazy that can't teach my kid to run?

I know these are pictures, but he's really running!
Tyson trying to get in on the dog pile, only problem: it was already over.
Look at that hit!
So he ran during warm up and then during the game, the same old business. No running. I tell you people, I am in the dug out promising this kid the moon if he will run, I am threatening his life, I am doing ANYTHING to get this kid to run! 2 innings, the same old nothing. The fellow parents looking at me sympathetically while I scream for this kid to run to each and every base. The other team trying to help my kid walk a little faster to each base and shaking there heads thinking why can't this woman teach her kid to run. (I know that's what they're thinking, I KNOW it!) So the third and final inning comes around. I get my voice warmed up for another round of RUN TYSON RUN. (Side note: His middle name is Forrest and sometimes I do want to yell Run Forrest Run :)
All of a sudden he's figured it out!!!!
He hits the ball and takes off to first like some crazy running machine! His arms are pumping so fast everyone is laughing their butts off. I am screaming at the top of my lungs! The coach's wife has to tell me to calm down! I am beside myself! Finally, FINALLY! He ran every base. Here he is running home:
The coaches have decided he's the fastest on the team! My boy will send me to the loony bin one of these days. Me and the guy with the frog can share a room. I feel his pain.
Here we are at Special Olympics. Mark and Darrell are bringing up the rear. We have the track tournament next week. Mark and Darrell always do well at the tournaments. The athletes are divided into divisions by age. Mark and Darrell are always the oldest so they are in a division by themselves. So it's not hard to get the gold when you are competing against one or two other people. Mark is so old he competes alone. Can we say a shoe in for the gold medal? Yeah!
Taylor thinks she's such big girl now. She is always on the stairs. Trying to keep the gate up is a problem, it is not only Taylor proof it is Darrell proof. So if Darrell wants to go up he just stands there because going over it is beyond him. So any time the gate is off, she runs to those stairs.

Her second favorite thing is the bath.

But she thinks she needs to stand in the tub and mess with the water controls and the water coming out.
Peanut butter and bananas.
Tyson asks for this regularly. I love it myself and think it's great that he loves it too.
So we went to t-ball practise and the running the one day wasn't a fluke! He ran all the bases and made my day.


Mother's Day was pretty rotten this year, but looking at my little cuties reminds me that I'm pretty lucky to be their Mommy even if my one day of recognition bit the weenie.